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Updated: 4 days ago
In what is arguably the most famous play of all time, Hamlet remarks: “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” Had Hamlet witnessed what I did on the G2G trail this morning, he might not have been moved to make such a lofty observation, but perhaps he would have felt compelled to pedal home and compose a blog post.
One of the things I saw today was endlessly charming; I will leave you to draw your own conclusions on that front.
Getting on the trail at Marden Rd, I had it pretty much to myself, at first, but for one or two people walking their dogs.

It was just cool enough to call for a merino wool jersey, or, had you been running in a Speedo, perhaps a long sleeved shirt would have helped fight off the chill. That’s right, a Speedo bathing suit. No, I wasn’t sporting one, but the man running in front of me certainly was. He was also wearing a long sleeved shirt, a ball cap, and sunglasses. Once I passed him, I resisted the temptation to look back, not out of fear of turning into a pillar of salt, but because I didn’t want to appear to be gawking, nor, god forbid, did I wish to take a spill while trying to look like I was not looking. Alas good manners, and a fear of being denounced as a voyeur, prevented me from taking a photo, so dear reader, I am limited to the details I noted while passing him. I would suggest that, like me, he was in his 60s, and that both the Speedo, and his derriere were, shall we say, slightly droopy. Who of us isn’t? I offer these details not in judgement, but in the name of sound journalism, and its demand for objective details.
Of course I had to text some of you to report my sighting, because let’s face it, that’s an unusual sight in an area more known for buggies and bonnets, than European beachwear.
As I neared Millbank, and was about to cross over Chalmers Forest Rd., I gazed to my left to check for traffic, and saw a Mennonite woman, perhaps in her 70s, her dress kicking up a little in the wind, riding towards me on a small tractor. Such is not an unusual sight in itself, but it was the train of blue cars she was towing, each occupied by a small child, that was fascinating. What made it even more wondrous was that, for the woman and children, this was clearly an everyday routine; thus, they were not fascinated by themselves whatsoever. She stopped to let me cross the road, explaining that they were going to get on the trail. I asked if I might take a photo, but she said they were not her children, so I put my phone away. She then asked the children to say hello, and all six waved in unison, and gave a cheerful hello. I would have loved to have ridden beside them and chatted, but they were going in the opposite direction, so I pedalled a little further, then turned back to see that she was off the tractor, attending to the little one in the last car, who was wearing a bicycle helmet. Had I the power to bottle the magic of those six little hands, and six little voices raised in greeting, I would do so. I hope, instead, my words will suffice.
When I woke this morning, I felt the usual desire to hit the road, to see something new; no doubt you have felt the same. How lovely that we need not always travel far to see the unexpected, and, in some cases, the very charming.




















































